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WTF IS THAT SHIT?
Honestly.

What has Christianity become? Bullshit liars?

That site is the more disturbing than a midget fucking a pregnant goat. And most would agree with me.

Plus it's offensive as hell to everyone, EVEN OTHER CHRISTIANS.

That site needs to be shut the fuck down.

Is it bad that I would be more than ecstatic if there really was a zombie virus?

I. Love. Zombies. ;_;

OH AND I DID GET THAT TATTOO AND IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH.

Zombies make me drool.

Part I. Getting to know you. The dull section.

1. What’s your name?
Sasa; Sasa'yxi. Lady of Illusions, Mistress of Darkness.

2. How old are you?
Sasa; Old enough. I appear in my late twenties, fairly early thirties... To you humans.

3. ...Wth are you?
Sasa; I am an Archaic. Pure blood, one of the last. Granted, that is not what my race is called, but that is what you shall call it.

4. Describe yourself.
Sasa; Look for yourself, I don't have time for such things.

5. What’s your current occupation?
Sasa; I do not work.

6. Where do you live?
Sasa; With Spyra'ava.

Part II. Faves!

7. Favorite color?
Sasa; Eh... Violet I'd say.

8. Got any hobbies?
Sasa; Hobbies? I travel a lot, more than most. I read. I play violin.

9. If you had to live off of one food for the rest of your life (pretend this is feasible), it would be?
Sasa; ... I generally don't eat much...

10. I’m sure you’re stylish...How do you dress?
Sasa; I generally wear dresses, as part of my people's tradition. We are elegant, unlike you slob humans. We tailor our own clothing.

11. Best memory?
Sasa; Many. We wont discuss these. You wouldn't understand them anyways.


Part III. Love life. Also known as the embarrassing section.

12. Got crush?
Sasa; Crushes are human.

13. Okay...actually DATING said crush? Married, maybe?
Sasa; I am "married", as you would say, to Spyra'ava.

14. You probably saw this coming; are you a virgin?
Sasa; -Eyebrow lift- No. I suppose not... I have had children.

15. If you HAD to rape someone, who would it be?
Sasa; ... -stare-

16. What’s your orientation, anyway?
Sasa; Humans would categorize me as "Heterosexual", seeing as I am with a male...

17. What have you got for friends?
Sasa; Spyra'ava is the only being I would use that humanistic term for.

18. Uhm. On a nicer note, do you have a family?
Sasa; My parents are more than likely deceased.

Part IV. Step onto the shrink’s couch. It’s time to talk.

19. Let’s talk about that troubled childhood...
Sasa; It wasn't troubled. I was placed into an apprenticeship at a very young age, like all of my kind. It was general. Except I wasn't trained in Military, I was trained in the arts of the Apothecary.

20. Ever killed anyone? Yes or no.
Sasa; Yes. Plenty.

21. ...Why’d you kill them?
Sasa; Because I can.

22. Worst memory?
Sasa; ... -stare-

23. Ever done anything important, or are you a loser?
Sasa; Generally most things I do are important or I wouldn't do them.

24. How about regretful things, done any of those?
Sasa; I do not regret, that is human.

25. Your crowning achievement.
Sasa; Depends on your idea of "achievements".

26. You look like you have problems with your life. Do you?
Sasa; No. I am pleased.

27. You also look like you have mental problems. Got any, or am I confused?
Sasa; Fah. Something a human would say.

Part V. I bet you’re special!

28. Do you have any talents?
Sasa; I am gifted with the violin.

29. How about powers?
Sasa; I create and control illusions.

30. Are you well-known? Loved, hated, hero, villain?
Sasa; I am more than likely well-known, yes. I would probably be considered a villain to most.

31. Are you considered unique?
Sasa; To humans, yes.

32. Now let’s talk about bad-special. Do you do stupid things often?
Sasa; I do not.

33. Ever tripped in public, walked into a pole, ect?
Sasa; No.

34. Ever been so embarrassed you thought about running for it?
Sasa; I do not get embarrassed, for I do not do anything "embarrassing".

Part VI. SCENARIOS! The fun part.

35. Oh no. It’s your mother, who has just shown up on your doorstep. What do you do?
Sasa; -stare-
"Aren't you dead?"

36. A very attractive stranger is making come-hither motions at you, but they’re of the same sex. Your response?
Sasa; Kill them.

37. Everyone is laughing at you and you’re furious with yourself. Gods, you’ve really done it this time. What did you do?
Sasa; Kill them.

38. You’re upset with yourself and everyone is looking at you like you’re a MONSTER. What have you done?!
Sasa; Nothing, humans are finicky. Orein says it's the eyes... Though she has no room to speak, her eyes are strange as well.

39. Everyone is proud of you, and for once you aren’t angry with yourself. What this time, lucky you?
Sasa; Hm?

40. You’ve been invited to be on a cooking show...What happens when you’re there?
Sasa; Why would I go?

41. You’ve also been invited on a talkshow. Wait, shit- this is a talkshow. Nevermind. Uh...Someone has captured you. What now?
Sasa; They wouldn't. If I didn't kill them, Spyra would.

42. Ring ring ring ring ring... You’ve got a phone call. Who’s calling?
Sasa; I don't use phones.

43. EVERYBODY DIED BUT YOU. Oops. Your reaction?
Sasa; -Cleans Push Daggar-

44. Wrong answers there. Double oops, I’ve gone and raised everyone from the dead and now there’s a zombie army rampaging the globe. Look what you made me do. What will YOU do?
Sasa; Ignore them.

45. Blind old lady. What to do, what to do.
Sasa; Ignore her.

46. Blind old lady is beating you up with her cane. Now what.
Sasa; Kill her.

47. Oh...great. You have to take a new job, but all of the openings are awful. What crappy mall-based job did you get?
Sasa; ....

48. Blind old lady is your boss and is yelling at you. What do you do to convince her not to fire you?
Sasa; .........

49. QUICK. You need to do your most kick-butt action move, and this weird guy with a camera will give you $1000! What will you do? And what will you spend that money on?
Sasa; .... -stare-

50. Puffin muffin. Yes, that was the question.
Sasa; That was not a question... For there was no question mark at the end... Pathetic.

List 6 characters. [Kelleh; FUCK YOU HERE'S MAH WOMENZ]
1. Sasa
2. Sanuye
3. Orein


Now have them answer these questions.

---Do you have siblings?
Sasa; No. Only I.
Sanuye; Once. A long time ago. He is long dead by now.
Orein; Step sibling.

--Who are you friends?
Sasa; ...
Sanuye; I don't keep friends, I kill them.
Orein; Mm. My children, and my people.

--What do you like to drink?
Sasa; ... -sigh-
Sanuye; I. AM. DEAD.
Orein; Liquor. ; 3;

---What time do you usually wake up?
Sasa; I don't sleep.
Sanuye; Me either.
Orein; ME EITHER. -eye roll-
Sasa, San; -death glare-
Orein; -esplode-

---And what time do you usually sleep?
Sasa; -staring at Orein-
Sanuye; -side tracked by a bug-
Orein; -ded-

---Do you drink/smoke?
Sasa; hm. -blank stare-
Sanuye; I wish.
Orein; Oh God yes.

---What do you think of your parents?
Sasa; I was not raised by my parents, but I have heard that they were quite noble.
Sanuye; Fuck. I think I killed them.
Orein; My dad was amazing, my mother was a whore.

---Favorite thing to do in your alone-time?
Sasa; ... Stand?
Sanuye; Kill.
Orein; Deal with my children. [/sarcasm]

---How long is your hair?
Sasa; To my waist.
Sanuye; To my knees.
Orein; TO MY SHOULDERS. >: [

---Do you have any special abilities?
Sasa; Plenty.
Sanuye; I can... Kill... and... Turn intangible...
Orein; I can produce fire in my hand. D ;

---What color are your eyes?
Sasa; Teal and pink. All of my eye.
Sanuye; Irises are red outlined, white inside, red around pupil, black pupil.
Orein; Glowing Violet.

---Any tattoos?
Sasa; No.
Sanuye; No, used to, but no.
Orein; Yeh, a few.

---Do you keep the promises you make?
Sasa; -serious business-
Sanuye; No.
Orein; Maybe.

---Someone spits on you. What do you do?
Sasa; They wouldn't have the time to.
Sanuye; Kill.
Orein; Kill. >: [

---Ouch. You got a papercut on your finger. Reaction?
Sasa; I wouldn't.
Sanuye; I wouldn't feel it anyways.
Orein; BITCH AND MOAN.

---Any scars? If so, any stories behind them?
Sasa; No.
Sanuye; Plenty. I've died 14 times. -_-
Orein; omg.

---It's Halloween. You dress up most likely as..?
Sasa; -Raises eyebrow-
Sanuye; -_- A ghost. [/sarcasm]
Orein; A PIRATE.

---It's story-time around the campfire. What kind of stories do you prefer?
Sasa; I don't.
Sanuye; I don't do "camp".
Orein; ... Do I look like someone who'd be at camp. -_-

---Your owner walked into you in the bathroom just after you've taken a shower. How do you react?
Sasa; ... Owner? ... I'll pretend not to notice that...
Sanuye; Not care.
Orein; FIREBALL.

---You're are watching one of your mates's own personal favorite movies. What would you do/say about it?
Sasa; I don't watch movies...
Sanuye; Ew.
Orein; ALRIGHT PORN!

---You're all are put in a maze. Who finds their way out first?
Sasa; ...
San; probably me, I can just walk through it.
Orein; Me. I'd burn it down.
San; ...
Orein; ... >: [
San; >: [
Orein;
San;
Orein;
San; ....

---You are all at a slumber party, and you are drowning in boredom. So what do you suggest everyone does?
Sasa; Go home before Spyra notices.
Sanuye; Sleep.
Orein; STRIP POKER!?

---You decide to play Truth or Dare. What choice do you pick?
Sasa; Not to play.
Sanuye; Truth.
Orein; 7 Minutes in Heaven.

---You are dared to make out with the wall for a minute. Do you accept?
Sasa; ... -not playing-
Sanuye; -irritated-
Orein; -pissy 'cause no one else is playing-

---You're all going on a road trip.
Sasa; ?
Sanuye; ?
Orein; ?

-Who forgets something at home and asks to go back and get it?
Sasa; ?
Sanuye; ?
Orein; ._.

-Who keeps singing annoying songs?
Sasa; ...
Sanuye; -_-;
Orein; JEZUZ LOVES ME THIS I KNOW

-Who's got the camera to take pictures?
Sasa; I'm the most sane one... Probably I.
Sanuye; FLASH = RAAAAGE
Orein; -shocked that sasa is doing something-

-Who's stuck in the back seat?
Sasa; Me.
Sanuye; >: [
Orein; VROOOOOM

---You're all stranded on a tropical, deserted island.
-Who refuses to leave the beach?
Sasa; -bored-
Sanuye; -Sunissed-
Orein; ME.

-Who wants to be rescued the most?
Sasa; -bored-
Sanuye; -pissed-
Orein; -upset-

-Who automatically resorts to hunting for food?
Sasa; ...
Sanuye; >: [[[[[
Orein; ;_;

-Who does nothing but swim?
Sasa; -stays as far from water as possible-
Sanuye; -practically living in the water-
Orein; -up a tree-

---You're all in school, if you aren't already.
-Who gets the best grades?
Sasa; ....
Sanuye; O_O
Orein; : D

-Who picks an art class?
Sasa; ..........
Sanuye; -plays hookie-
Orein; -cries in the bathroom-

-Who never turns in their homework?
Sasa; ....
Sanuye; -raises hand-
Orein; -raises hand too-

Okay, Byebyes. Any last words?
Sasa; .... -kill-
Sanuye; ... -kill-
Orein; -waves goodbye-

Hm. I think I'll doo. . .
Scout
Nyneth
Sasa
Orein
Sanuye

01. Full name
Scout; Scout Louis Solomon... mneh.
Nyneth; Avenry Jacob Axandar... Nyneth if you don't want your head lobbed off.
Sasa; Sasa'yxi.
Orein; Orein Malaxiander La' Pass
Sanuye; Sanuye... I do not possess a surname.

02. Best friend
Scout; Jasper more than likely... o_O;
Nyneth; OOOOH... UMM.... Stephen probably. : P
Sasa; ....
Orein; Formerly Arien, but he... Died? I guess. Now probably my children...
Sanuye; ...?
[Meh;NOFRIENDS]
-stab-

03. Sexuality
Scout; I like women... They don't like me. -_-;
Nyneth; Faggot. : D
Sasa; ....
Orein; Hetero. o_O
Sanuye; ... eh... doesn't matter.

04. Favorite color
Scout; Rusty red. [/fail]
Nyneth; BLUE AND PINK LOLOLOL -rainbows-
Sasa; ....
Orein; Um. Purple.
Sanuye; White.

05. Relationship status
Scout; Foreverlly single-ized. D ;
Nyneth; Married. : 3
Sasa; .... -pimp slap-
Orein; Separated.
Sanuye; -_-;

06. Ideal mate
Scout; I dunno... Someone pretty and nice and... >: [ goawai
Nyneth; Stephen. n 3n;
Sasa; Spyra...
Orein; Men are dumb.
Sanuye; I don't breed, why do I have to answer these stupid questions.

07. Odd Skills/Skills in general
Scout; I... I can sing and paint? O_o;
Nyneth; Sex... wait...
Sasa; Illusions...
Orein; Silver flame / Healing?
Sanuye; I can turn intangible at will? -ghosty-


08. Last Amusing Escapade
Scout; I sleep 24-7. -_- That's amusing right?
Nyneth; ehem... all the time, baby.
Sasa; -sigh-
Orein; My kid just shit his pants?
Sanuye; -_-

09. Favorite food
Scout; STEAK.
Nyneth; KETCHUP.
Sasa; I don't have to eat... Often...
Orein; Um. Pastas?
Sanuye; I'm dead.

10. Crushes
Scout; Rodney's sister. >//3\\<
Nyneth; EVERYONE. [/slut]
Sasa; -walks away-
Orein; Eyugh.
Sanuye; WTF.

11. Favorite music
Scout; Korn, Slipknot, etc.
Nyneth; Techno, Miley Cyrus, Daft Punk, etc.
Sasa; Operetta-Human stuff is interesting in a way.
Orein; Classical Latin or Italian, no vocals.
Sanuye; Silence.

12. Biggest fear
Scout; GIRLS!?
Nyneth; AIDS. o_o;
Sasa; -stare-
Orein; My kids being hurt.
Sanuye; Afterlife.

13. Biggest fantasy
Scout; World Famous probably.
Nyneth; Heh.
Sasa; -stare-
Orein; Being Queen.
Sanuye; You shutting the fuck up for once.

14. Quirks
Scout; I'm shy and stutter-y?
Nyneth; I'm gay as shit and tend to intimidate people.
Sasa; I have none.
Orein; Plenty. Mostly my temper.
Sanuye; You mean other than the fact that I'm a fucking Wraith and will devour your soul? -getting pissy-

15. Bad habits
Scout; I chew on my nails and pick at my toes... It's kinda gross.
Nyneth; Hitting on anything with a cock.
Sasa; Humans would say my lack of emotion. Archaics would say my sympathy.
Orein; -points up-
Sanuye; Killing?

16. Biggest regret
Scout; Leaving my dog. ;_;
Nyneth; Eh..
Sasa; ...
Orein; Having sex with that damn Ice Elf... But I love my kids so it all evens out.
Sanuye; Dying.

17. Best kept secrets
Scout; I shoot blanks. ._.;
Nyneth; I like women... Kinda... idk...
Sasa; ?
Orein; FFFFFF... I <3 Arien. .///.;
Sanuye; Eh. I hate being dead?

18. Last thought
Scout; I want some fucking lasagna.
Nyneth; -looking down- My Prince Albert looks infected.
Sasa; -eyebrow twitch-
Orein; Did I feed Luizaka today?
Sanuye; I'm bored as shit.

19. Worst sexual/romantic experience
Scout; I kissed a girl once. It was slimy. She had braces. Icky. [/virg]
Nyneth; Butt-sex, first time. Ouch. Trust me.
Sasa; ...
Orein; Being with my former husband. -eyeroll-
Sanuye; -eyetwitch-

20. Biggest insecurity
Scout; VIRGIN
Nyneth; Not feminine enough for Steph.
Sasa; ....
Orein; My flame is not considered strong for my family.
Sanuye; .... -sets place on fire-

I HAVE BORING ASSHOLES.
Especially Sasa. x D
I <3 Sasa though.

Sasa; ...
Kelleh; -hug-
Sasa; -twitch-
Kelleh; -acid trip-
Sasa; -twitch-
Kelleh; -ded- </3