I'm apparently a dude.

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1. [ ] You have a penis.

2. [x - please.] You would prefer having a penis.

3. [/ - mascara, rarely.] You don't wear makeup.

4. [ ] You love sports.

5. [/ - occasionally] You play COD on XBOX LIVE.

6. [x] You constantly make references to Family Guy, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard ect.

7. [ ] You enjoy UFC fighting.

8. [X] You wanted to be a policeman, firefighter, soldier, ninja, as a child.

9. [x] You like action anime, movies, games, comic books.

10. [x] You like violent music.

11. [x] You don't care how you smell.

12. [x] You look up to male role-models.

13. [x] You can relate to guy logic.

14. [ ] You speak man, as in tools, cars, ect.

15. [x] You like baggy clothes.

16. [x - /swooon/] You like a well tailored suit.

17. [x] You love memes.  

18. [x] You like big dogs.

19. [ since never ] Fedoras are cool.

20. [x- the closet is my floor] You don't care about interior design, just that everything in your house works.

21. [ i don't understand this question ] You don't care who sees you scratch yourself.

22. [x] You sit with your legs apart.

23. [x - i hate women...] You don't understand women.

24. [x] You rarely cry in front of people.

25. [x] You'll gladly open a can of whoop-ass on any douche who's asking for it.

26. [x] You like weaponry. Swords, guns, ect

27. [x - i hold them for everyone] You hold doors for women.

28. [ ] You brag about how much you can bench.

29. [ ] You have facial/chest hair.

30. [x - i adore my guy friends.] You aren't ashamed of your bromance.  

Total: 22 - holyshit

Feminine Traits

1. [x] You have a vagina.

2. [ ] You would prefer having a vagina.  

3. [ ]  You like doing/having someone do your hair, nails, makeup, etc.

4. [x] You wish you were thinner.

5. [/ - harvest moon ohmygawd] You play Kingdom Hearts, Animal Crossing, or Harvest Moon.

6. [ ew ] You are always singing along with pop music, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, ect.   

7. [ ew ] You watch Glee, various Girl Power anime, or Jersey Shore, or anything on STYLE, WE TV, OWN, etc.

8. [/ - sailor moon count?] You wanted to be a princess, dancer, pop star, model, celebrity, as a child.

9. [x - /cough/ > _ >] You like fantasizing about the perfect romantic night out with your boyfriend/girlfriend.  

10. [ ] You like pop music, or anything happy and cute.

11. [/ - kinda] You are very self conscious, and what some other bitch says about you could either make your day or bring your world crashing around your feet.   

12. [ ] You look up to female role-models.

13. [ ] You can relate to women.

14. [ ] You speak girl, as in makeup, hair, shoes, shopping, ect.  

15. [ ] You like cute clothes.

16. [ ] You love a nicely laced corset.

17. [x - ALWAYSDBGsdhgdjslg] You love to dye your hair.  

18. [ ] A tub of ice cream or a candy bar can fix everything.  

19. [ ] Everything in your house is nicely arranged, and matches.  

20. [ ] You worry you'll never settle down and have children.  

21. [ ] You cross your legs and have good posture.

22. [x - since when?] The male brain is a mystery.

23. [x] You don't mind letting your feelings out.

24. [ romance is for children /blackwidowlol/] You're just waiting for the right person to sweep you off your feet.  

25. [/ - sometimes, eh] You are extremely jealous, some bitch looks at your person and you'll rip her f*cking eyes out with a melon baller.

26. [ ] One of the first things you want to know about a person is their astrology.

27. [ ] Happiness is a nice, long hot bath,with bubbles

28. [/ - 100% of the year] Once a month, you let your bitchiness take over.  

29. [x] You love cute little animals.

30. [x] You have a LOT of pillows on your bed.

Total: 10.5


I definitely knew the outcome to this.
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